Seriously? Mako?

Mako?

Why am I not surprised Papa's enough of an idiot to name me after a shark if I were a boy?

I should write and tell him he's an idiot. But then he might send back another soggy letter. He's such a crybaby.

It's a good thing this didn't happen while Papa was working here and I was still in fourth year. He'd probably go crazy if he heard it was mandatory for lower years.

Well, it's a good thing he's not here in general, but this ridiculous sex thing going around might have given him an aneurysm.

I'll be having nightmares about that for weeks.

I have to ask: who isn't going to camp? It seems like everyone's going at this point.

I shouldn't keep wondering where Mum is and if she's all right, she's really far away from England.

I'm glad there's going to be a memorial tomorrow so respects can be paid. This attack has really shaken things up. I almost wish people would go back to talking about that stupid holiday again, things have gotten so gloomy around here.

...Just so we're clear, nobody did anything drastic with a potion they were making yesterday, right?

I could accept all the other days as a part of some show of spirit. Some of them were kind of fun, honestly, even with all of the strange effects that came along with them.

But really? A lion?

...Don't any of you try to touch it. It can and will kill you.

Alfred, you're completely insane. Breaking your teammates is a little counterproductive.

This upcoming week is going to be really annoying. I can already tell.